Bench the Bots Utility Crossbody Bag | Retro AI Protest Bag
Anti-stupid. Not anti-tech.
Use the tool. Don’t be the tool.
For the humans still doing their own thinking.
The Bench the Bots Utility Crossbody Bag brings Mel’s Angels Bot Brigade chaos into everyday carry form: retro AI protest art, sharp attitude, and a very clear message for the modern age: Keep humans in humanity.
This durable, water-resistant crossbody bag features the flagship Bench the Bots design on the front, with black fabric around the body so the artwork gets to yell without turning the whole bag into a visual hostage situation. Compact but useful, it’s sized for daily essentials like your phone, wallet, keys, cards, meds, travel papers, or whatever tiny survival kit keeps you from joining the bots.
Made from sturdy 100% polyester with inside and outside pockets, an adjustable strap, and a two-way zipper, this bag is built for errands, travel days, concerts, dog walks, road chaos, and anyone who has ever been personally victimized by automated customer support.
Details:
100% polyester
Water-resistant and durable
Firm, sturdy fabric with fusible backing
Inside and outside pockets
Adjustable strap
Two-way zipper
Size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″
More details
- 100% polyester
- Fabric weight: 9.91 oz./yd.² (336 g/m²)
- Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
- Water-resistant and durable
- Sturdy fabric with fusible backing to add firmness
- Inside and outside pockets
- Adjustable strap
- Two-way zipper
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Mels Angels Pit Stop Merch
- Email: contact@support.melsangelspitstop.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, and lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 cm × 19.5 cm × 5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
